-Do you want one?
-It’s 8:15 am.
-It’s 18 years old scotch.
-If you want a promotion, you gotta earn it.
-Did I tell you that Harkin tricked me into having a drink at 8:00 this morning?
-At least your boss isn’t sexually harassing you.
-Let’s see if this thing is working…
-I can make out a little friend right there.
-Stop it.
-Ooh, shabat shalom, somebody’s circumcised.
-You know your’s doesn’t sound that bad.
-We need to trim some of the fat.
-What do you want mean by trim the fat?
-I want you to fire all the fat people. Start with large Marge.
-Marge, can you come in here please?
-What?
-I thought he was going to give you a promotion?
-Yeah, no, he is.
-I have decided who I want to be our new vice president of sales.
-Me.
-What did he say?
-Nick, please, we are in the middle of a meeting.
-Sorry.
-That’s alright, I’ll just attribute this to your drinking problem.
-You would have to admit, our lives would be easier if our bosses weren’t alive.
-You can fire Professor Xavier.
-You mean Hank?
-Creeps me out. Rolling around all day in his special little secret chair.
-I don’t care how bad our bosses are, we’re not murders.
-This little sweetheart right here…
-My fiancée.
-…is going to get a peek at my little photo album.
-You did all this while I was unconscious?
-That’s my favorite.
-I’m in! Let’s kill this bitch!
-We gotta hire a professional. Does anyone here kill people for money?
-I’m going to be your murder consultant.
-If you want to pull off brilliant murder, it’s gotta look like it’s an accident.
-You gotta be smart.
-It’s gotta be worth, what, $15,000.
-I feel like everything’s going to work out.
-Look how fast I’m picking out this crap you know.
-I’m moving like superfast, I can’t even feel my nose.
-Find them vulnerable.
-That was a peanut butter sandwich. Are you not good with peanuts?
-Whoa. Whoa. Look at this.
-What about little jabs? Little jabs?
-My boss, that we are trying to kill, is dying in front of you, and you save his life?
-Well, that sounds bad when you say it like that.
-I was spying on your boss. She’s incredibly hot.
-Don’t talk about how hot she is.
-She makes herself a little snack.
-A popsicle. A banana. And finally, a hot dog.
-And eating them in that weird orders, that’s not a proper meal.
-It’s called hot.
-I can crush you anytime I want.
-Do you want to explain why you were going 61 in a 25 zone?
-I was drag racing.
-In a Prius.
-I don’t win a lot.
-It’s 8:15 am.
-It’s 18 years old scotch.
-If you want a promotion, you gotta earn it.
-Did I tell you that Harkin tricked me into having a drink at 8:00 this morning?
-At least your boss isn’t sexually harassing you.
-Let’s see if this thing is working…
-I can make out a little friend right there.
-Stop it.
-Ooh, shabat shalom, somebody’s circumcised.
-You know your’s doesn’t sound that bad.
-We need to trim some of the fat.
-What do you want mean by trim the fat?
-I want you to fire all the fat people. Start with large Marge.
-Marge, can you come in here please?
-What?
-I thought he was going to give you a promotion?
-Yeah, no, he is.
-I have decided who I want to be our new vice president of sales.
-Me.
-What did he say?
-Nick, please, we are in the middle of a meeting.
-Sorry.
-That’s alright, I’ll just attribute this to your drinking problem.
-You would have to admit, our lives would be easier if our bosses weren’t alive.
-You can fire Professor Xavier.
-You mean Hank?
-Creeps me out. Rolling around all day in his special little secret chair.
-I don’t care how bad our bosses are, we’re not murders.
-This little sweetheart right here…
-My fiancée.
-…is going to get a peek at my little photo album.
-You did all this while I was unconscious?
-That’s my favorite.
-I’m in! Let’s kill this bitch!
-We gotta hire a professional. Does anyone here kill people for money?
-I’m going to be your murder consultant.
-If you want to pull off brilliant murder, it’s gotta look like it’s an accident.
-You gotta be smart.
-It’s gotta be worth, what, $15,000.
-I feel like everything’s going to work out.
-Look how fast I’m picking out this crap you know.
-I’m moving like superfast, I can’t even feel my nose.
-Find them vulnerable.
-That was a peanut butter sandwich. Are you not good with peanuts?
-Whoa. Whoa. Look at this.
-What about little jabs? Little jabs?
-My boss, that we are trying to kill, is dying in front of you, and you save his life?
-Well, that sounds bad when you say it like that.
-I was spying on your boss. She’s incredibly hot.
-Don’t talk about how hot she is.
-She makes herself a little snack.
-A popsicle. A banana. And finally, a hot dog.
-And eating them in that weird orders, that’s not a proper meal.
-It’s called hot.
-I can crush you anytime I want.
-Do you want to explain why you were going 61 in a 25 zone?
-I was drag racing.
-In a Prius.
-I don’t win a lot.
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英単語まとめ
trick someone into・・・たぶらかして～させる、巧みな言葉で～させる
circumcise ・・・～に割礼を施す
creep me out・・・気味が悪い
get a peek at・・・～をちらっと見る
unconscious・・・意識不明の、無意識
popsicle・・・棒付きアイスキャンディー
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