-Are you sure you don’t want me to walk you in?
-Mom!
-Okay. Okay.
-Have a great day sweetie-pie!
-Let me just say for the record, that middle schools is the dumbest idea ever invented.
-The place is an intellectual wasteland.
-You got kids like me who haven’t hit their growth spurt yet, mixed in with gorillas who have to shave twice a day.
-Based on the best selling book…
-Don’t talk to anyone, don’t look at anyone, don’t sit down…
-So not happening.
-Ah, who am I kidding.
-You’ll be dead or home-schooled by the end of the year anyway.
-Thank you for those words of motivational wisdom.
-20 Century Fox presents Greg…
-I heard girls say that Bryce Anderson has a cute butt.
-A butt can’t be cute. It’s a butt.
-There’s Bryce. Just be cool.
-Hey Bryce!
-Yeah, Hey Bryce! Cute Butt!
-Rowley
-This one, we burn.
-But it was a present from my mon!
-Then your mom is trying to get you killed.
-Patty
-Make your move!
-She’s a girl, where do I grab her?
-Chirag
-Stop! You almost got the cheese stuck.
-Fregley
-Wanna see my secret freckle?
-Ohhh.
-It’s got a hair in it.
-Rodrick
-What did I tell you would happen if you ever went into my room again?
-I’m going to kill you.
-Run!
-Let go, baby hippo.
-Manny
-Aaaaa.
-and Coach Malone
-You guys are going to be shirts, and you will be skins.
-Why are we skins?
-He’s just trying to make kids like us feel bad.
-What do you mean, kids like us?
-My name is Bell E. Button. What’s yours?
-One day I’ll be rich and famous, but for now, I’m stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.
-Diary of a Wimpy kid.
-This is not a diary, it’s a journal.
-Mom!
-Okay. Okay.
-Have a great day sweetie-pie!
-Let me just say for the record, that middle schools is the dumbest idea ever invented.
-The place is an intellectual wasteland.
-You got kids like me who haven’t hit their growth spurt yet, mixed in with gorillas who have to shave twice a day.
-Based on the best selling book…
-Don’t talk to anyone, don’t look at anyone, don’t sit down…
-So not happening.
-Ah, who am I kidding.
-You’ll be dead or home-schooled by the end of the year anyway.
-Thank you for those words of motivational wisdom.
-20 Century Fox presents Greg…
-I heard girls say that Bryce Anderson has a cute butt.
-A butt can’t be cute. It’s a butt.
-There’s Bryce. Just be cool.
-Hey Bryce!
-Yeah, Hey Bryce! Cute Butt!
-Rowley
-This one, we burn.
-But it was a present from my mon!
-Then your mom is trying to get you killed.
-Patty
-Make your move!
-She’s a girl, where do I grab her?
-Chirag
-Stop! You almost got the cheese stuck.
-Fregley
-Wanna see my secret freckle?
-Ohhh.
-It’s got a hair in it.
-Rodrick
-What did I tell you would happen if you ever went into my room again?
-I’m going to kill you.
-Run!
-Let go, baby hippo.
-Manny
-Aaaaa.
-and Coach Malone
-You guys are going to be shirts, and you will be skins.
-Why are we skins?
-He’s just trying to make kids like us feel bad.
-What do you mean, kids like us?
-My name is Bell E. Button. What’s yours?
-One day I’ll be rich and famous, but for now, I’m stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.
-Diary of a Wimpy kid.
-This is not a diary, it’s a journal.
為になったら応援クリックお願いします!!
英単語まとめ
sweetie-pie・・・かわい子ちゃん（親しみを込めた呼び方）
dumb・・・あほ、間抜け
intellectual・・・聡明な、理知的な
wasteland・・・荒地
growth spurt・・・成長期
home-school ・・・自宅で学習する
butt・・・ケツ、しり
freckle・・・そばかす
hipo = hippopotamus・・・カバ
bunch of・・・たくさんの
moron・・・ばか、能なし
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