-This may sound strange, but for years, I’ve pretended to be married.
-My wife beats me in front of my kdis.
-No.
-I know how wrong it is. But there’s no strings attached, and nobody gets hurt.
-Once we got married, I thought she’d stop hooking.
-Can you put this wedding band on a true heart.
-That’s what it feels like.
-I swear to god, I could see myself ending up with this girl.
-Did you say what I think you just said?
-How about I take your number, and you can take me out on a proper date.
-I got a business card in my pocket.
-What’s this?
-A circle?
-Just tell her the truth.
-Let me practice, you be her.
-Oh, good, okay, hold on.
-Anyways, um, I wear this fake wedding ring.
-You’re a pig.
-Just tell her you’re getting a divorce.
-It’s over. We’re gonna sign the papers in a couple of days, and..
-Okay. I just need to hear it from her.
-What do you mean?
-I need to meet her.
-How about if she texts you, would that be good?
-I cannot believe I’m doing this.
-I want to create the illusion I had a hot first wife.
-Not this.
-Okay, come on, let’s go.
-Is that her?
-Hello, boring.
-Why are you wearing that?
-I’m just, uh, playing the part.
-I give you my blessing.
-I have to tweet to all my friends.
-Oh, gosh, I forgot, you’re 15.
-Ow!
-Did you just kick me?
-No, did you just kick her? Why did you kick her?
-Hello? Honey, you know how I feel about you selling your brother’s stuff on ebay.
-Hey, hey, take that in the car.
-You would think…
-You have kids?
-We have sort of a little bit of children, right?
-Let’s do it!
-My kids? Have you completely lost your mind?
-My pride and joy, Kiki-D and Marc.
-Hi you guys.
-Oooh.
-That man put his pee-pee on my face!
-He put his face on my pee-pee!
-Danny!
-Yeah, I’d create a fake family for that.
-Give me some fake hugs right now, and laugh real loudly.
-I’ll be with you in a minute, okay?
-Goodnight.
-My wife beats me in front of my kdis.
-No.
-I know how wrong it is. But there’s no strings attached, and nobody gets hurt.
-Once we got married, I thought she’d stop hooking.
-Can you put this wedding band on a true heart.
-That’s what it feels like.
-I swear to god, I could see myself ending up with this girl.
-Did you say what I think you just said?
-How about I take your number, and you can take me out on a proper date.
-I got a business card in my pocket.
-What’s this?
-A circle?
-Just tell her the truth.
-Let me practice, you be her.
-Oh, good, okay, hold on.
-Anyways, um, I wear this fake wedding ring.
-You’re a pig.
-Just tell her you’re getting a divorce.
-It’s over. We’re gonna sign the papers in a couple of days, and..
-Okay. I just need to hear it from her.
-What do you mean?
-I need to meet her.
-How about if she texts you, would that be good?
-I cannot believe I’m doing this.
-I want to create the illusion I had a hot first wife.
-Not this.
-Okay, come on, let’s go.
-Is that her?
-Hello, boring.
-Why are you wearing that?
-I’m just, uh, playing the part.
-I give you my blessing.
-I have to tweet to all my friends.
-Oh, gosh, I forgot, you’re 15.
-Ow!
-Did you just kick me?
-No, did you just kick her? Why did you kick her?
-Hello? Honey, you know how I feel about you selling your brother’s stuff on ebay.
-Hey, hey, take that in the car.
-You would think…
-You have kids?
-We have sort of a little bit of children, right?
-Let’s do it!
-My kids? Have you completely lost your mind?
-My pride and joy, Kiki-D and Marc.
-Hi you guys.
-Oooh.
-That man put his pee-pee on my face!
-He put his face on my pee-pee!
-Danny!
-Yeah, I’d create a fake family for that.
-Give me some fake hugs right now, and laugh real loudly.
-I’ll be with you in a minute, okay?
-Goodnight.
為になったら応援クリックお願いします!!
英単語まとめ
No strings attached・・・単なる純粋なオファーです
wedding band・・・結婚指輪
proper・・・ふさわしい
business card・・・名刺
pig・・・不作法な人
text・・・メールを打つ
create an illusion・・・錯覚を起こさせる
pee-pee・・・おしっこ
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