-So how was work this evening, neighbor?
-I need a lap dance, table five. Don’t get too close, guy smells like Asparagus pee and he’s got a hook hand.
-You’re not a neighbor, you’re a pot-dealer.
-I have a smidge of Marijuana down in Mexico…
-Bring it back here by Sunday night and I will pay you $1000,000.
-That’s way out of my league.
-You don’t have a choice.
-What the hell’s that!
-I bought an Orca, I make a lot of money!
-You’re probably gonna get searched at the border.
-You could wear a disguise.
-Bane, from Batman?
-No drugs in here, nothing to worry about!
-How’d you like to make ten grand?
-Drug dealing?
-Not dealing, it’s smuggling.
-Me, crossing the border alone? Huge red flag.
-But families, they don’t get a second look. Rose, I need you to be my wife.
-I hired this dork that lives in my building and a little gutter punk.
-Kenny, meet your new sister.
-Always wanted a sister.
-Get it off me.
-We just have to dress up like a squeaky-clean all-American family.
-Here’s my son, Kenny, and my lovely daughter, er…Casey Casey
-Jesus.
-Ola! I’m here to pick up a smidge of pot?
-This is not a smidge!
-You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie Nelson, mam!
-This part of your plan?
-You folks can make camp with the Fitzgeralds tonight.
-When you’ve been married as long as we have you’re looking to spice things up a bit.
-I’ve never toughed another woman before.
-I would be OK with that.
-So I guess we’re swingin’.
-Eh? Hmmm.
-Here we go.
-I really like your family.
-Is that a cucumber?
-They’re really interesting.
-A big black penis!
-It’s a skateboard.
-Skateboard great.
-Of course it is!
-A big black skateboard.
-Turns out that we stole from an international drug dealer.
-You will all die now, as a family.
-We’re not even a real family!
-My wife she’s just a cheap stripper!
-OK, prove it!
-Have some respect, that’s your mother!
-We have been shot at…
-Go go go!
-Kenny’s been bitten by a tarantula.
-I can’t feel my bingo.
-Would you relax? How about a little music?
-I seen a rainbow yesterday, but too many storms have come and gone…
-leaving a trace of not one God given ray. Is it because my life is ten shades of grey, I pray all ten fade away…
-Seldom praise Him for the Sunny days.
-I need a lap dance, table five. Don’t get too close, guy smells like Asparagus pee and he’s got a hook hand.
-You’re not a neighbor, you’re a pot-dealer.
-I have a smidge of Marijuana down in Mexico…
-Bring it back here by Sunday night and I will pay you $1000,000.
-That’s way out of my league.
-You don’t have a choice.
-What the hell’s that!
-I bought an Orca, I make a lot of money!
-You’re probably gonna get searched at the border.
-You could wear a disguise.
-Bane, from Batman?
-No drugs in here, nothing to worry about!
-How’d you like to make ten grand?
-Drug dealing?
-Not dealing, it’s smuggling.
-Me, crossing the border alone? Huge red flag.
-But families, they don’t get a second look. Rose, I need you to be my wife.
-I hired this dork that lives in my building and a little gutter punk.
-Kenny, meet your new sister.
-Always wanted a sister.
-Get it off me.
-We just have to dress up like a squeaky-clean all-American family.
-Here’s my son, Kenny, and my lovely daughter, er…Casey Casey
-Jesus.
-Ola! I’m here to pick up a smidge of pot?
-This is not a smidge!
-You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie Nelson, mam!
-This part of your plan?
-You folks can make camp with the Fitzgeralds tonight.
-When you’ve been married as long as we have you’re looking to spice things up a bit.
-I’ve never toughed another woman before.
-I would be OK with that.
-So I guess we’re swingin’.
-Eh? Hmmm.
-Here we go.
-I really like your family.
-Is that a cucumber?
-They’re really interesting.
-A big black penis!
-It’s a skateboard.
-Skateboard great.
-Of course it is!
-A big black skateboard.
-Turns out that we stole from an international drug dealer.
-You will all die now, as a family.
-We’re not even a real family!
-My wife she’s just a cheap stripper!
-OK, prove it!
-Have some respect, that’s your mother!
-We have been shot at…
-Go go go!
-Kenny’s been bitten by a tarantula.
-I can’t feel my bingo.
-Would you relax? How about a little music?
-I seen a rainbow yesterday, but too many storms have come and gone…
-leaving a trace of not one God given ray. Is it because my life is ten shades of grey, I pray all ten fade away…
-Seldom praise Him for the Sunny days.
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英単語まとめ
pee・・・おしっこ
pot・・・マリファナ
smidge・・・ほんの少し、ごくわずかの量
out of one's league・・・格が違う、高嶺の花である
wear disguise・・・変装する
grand・・・1,000ドル
smuggling・・・密輸
dork・・・ばか、あほ、愚か者
gutter・・・どん底の生活
punk・・・青二才
squeaky-clean・・・とてもきれいな、高潔な
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