-Andy! Andy!
-Hey Ma.
-Oh my baby! Look at you.
-Your hair is so long.
-Okay.
-Did you know Andy invented a new product?
-And he’s going to go door to door selling it.
-Like Avon?
-Brushes or somethin’?
-No. Not even close.
-Are you seeing anyone?
-Are you seeing anyone?
-Don’t be disgusting. I thought you were seeing that girl with the exotic name.
-Bethany?
-Dad died when I was 8 years old.
-You haven’t been on one date since then.
-Listen to you, worrying about me.
-You don’t have to, because I’m fine.
-Do you want to come on my trip with me, Mom?
-You want to drive across the country with me?
-Yeah. No. You know, we won’t be gone long. It’s only 8 days.
-I can’t wait Andy, I am so excited!
-Alright, the adventure begins.
-Promise me you’ll never pick up a hitchhiker.
-I promise I’ll never pick up a hitchhiker.
-Good. They rape.
-They are ready for your presentation.
-Oh, fantastic.
-Good luck sweetheart.
-Thank you ma’am! Nice to meet you.
-Exit highway in .5 miles.
-What are you doing Mom?
-Please, turn that off.
-Mom, get off the freeway!
-Like that?
-You know, I think I going to drive from now on.
-Good idea.
-Do you have any rooms available?
-One for you and your lady?
-My lady?
-Look, they have clip on frog earrings.
-Aww, dude, don’t wink at me. That’s my mother.
-Are you insane?
-Look, there’s a restaurant. Does that say topes?
-I love topes.
-That’s not what it says, Ma.
-Please don’t sit near me.
-When you were a baby, your penis started to turn purple.
-I almost threw up all over the table.
-You’d tell me if your penis started to turn purple again.
-My penis could literally grow an eyeball, and I wouldn’t tell you.
-Hi.
-If you can eat our 16 ounce steak in under an hour, you get it for free.
-You know how I can eat.
-Is that your mom?
-I would not lie about that.
-This week didn’t really go how I planned.
-I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon.
-I know!
-How long are we supposed to look at it?
-10 minutes?
-It would be disrespectful to look at it for any less.
-But who will know?
-Good point.
-That’s the last time I was ever their daughter.
-What a nice chapter.
-He’s a beautiful writer.
-It’s okay. I picked up a hitchhiker.
-Hi.
-I’ll give you my number, and you give us a call when you’re in town.
-Yeah, you guys should probably keep in touch.
-Hey Ma.
-Oh my baby! Look at you.
-Your hair is so long.
-Okay.
-Did you know Andy invented a new product?
-And he’s going to go door to door selling it.
-Like Avon?
-Brushes or somethin’?
-No. Not even close.
-Are you seeing anyone?
-Are you seeing anyone?
-Don’t be disgusting. I thought you were seeing that girl with the exotic name.
-Bethany?
-Dad died when I was 8 years old.
-You haven’t been on one date since then.
-Listen to you, worrying about me.
-You don’t have to, because I’m fine.
-Do you want to come on my trip with me, Mom?
-You want to drive across the country with me?
-Yeah. No. You know, we won’t be gone long. It’s only 8 days.
-I can’t wait Andy, I am so excited!
-Alright, the adventure begins.
-Promise me you’ll never pick up a hitchhiker.
-I promise I’ll never pick up a hitchhiker.
-Good. They rape.
-They are ready for your presentation.
-Oh, fantastic.
-Good luck sweetheart.
-Thank you ma’am! Nice to meet you.
-Exit highway in .5 miles.
-What are you doing Mom?
-Please, turn that off.
-Mom, get off the freeway!
-Like that?
-You know, I think I going to drive from now on.
-Good idea.
-Do you have any rooms available?
-One for you and your lady?
-My lady?
-Look, they have clip on frog earrings.
-Aww, dude, don’t wink at me. That’s my mother.
-Are you insane?
-Look, there’s a restaurant. Does that say topes?
-I love topes.
-That’s not what it says, Ma.
-Please don’t sit near me.
-When you were a baby, your penis started to turn purple.
-I almost threw up all over the table.
-You’d tell me if your penis started to turn purple again.
-My penis could literally grow an eyeball, and I wouldn’t tell you.
-Hi.
-If you can eat our 16 ounce steak in under an hour, you get it for free.
-You know how I can eat.
-Is that your mom?
-I would not lie about that.
-This week didn’t really go how I planned.
-I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon.
-I know!
-How long are we supposed to look at it?
-10 minutes?
-It would be disrespectful to look at it for any less.
-But who will know?
-Good point.
-That’s the last time I was ever their daughter.
-What a nice chapter.
-He’s a beautiful writer.
-It’s okay. I picked up a hitchhiker.
-Hi.
-I’ll give you my number, and you give us a call when you’re in town.
-Yeah, you guys should probably keep in touch.
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英単語まとめ
look at you・・・まぁ！、見違えた
invent・・・発明する、考案する
door to door selling・・・訪問販売
brush・・・歯ブラシ
not even close・・・全然違う
disgusting・・・胸が悪くなるような、気持ち悪い
rape・・・略奪、強奪
sweetheart・・・可愛い子、おまえ
turn off・・・～の道に入る
freeway・・・高速道路
fron mow on・・・これからは、今後は
Do you have any rooms available・・・空いている部屋はありますか？
clip on earrings・・・クリップで留めるイヤリング
dude・・・おいおい、お前
Are you insane?・・・馬鹿じゃないの？
say・・・～と書かれている
throw up・・・吐く
literally・・・文字通りに
grow・・・成長する
under an hour・・・1時間以内で
for free・・・無料で
supposed to・・・～することになっている
disrespectful・・・失礼な
keep in touch・・・連絡と取りあう
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